And no, I am not the wingnut crouching in the cold between the yaupon and the half-dead hedge to attach faucet covers. Got the new covers with the loop and slide cords last winter for my two faucets. Found one of the old hook and wingnut covers behind the holly bush to put on my elderly neighbor's faucet. He's pretty shaky these days, and not up to the task.
We go together like insulated faucet covers.
Remembered for winter.
Boogedy boogedy boogedy boogedy shooby doowop shebop
Chang chang changitty chang shoobop
Our faucets will always be warm wa wa wa wah
© 2012 Nancy L. Ruder