Yes, the tuna salad was filling the ductwork here on the Enterprise. Captain Kirk didn't know what to do.
Tuna salad isn't as soft and fluffy as a tribble, and it doesn't make annoying chirps. I was making really excellent tuna salad with pecan bits, chopped celery, green grapes, and green olives, while going easy on the mayo for the staff dieters.
I knew when I whipped up the tuna salad I was tempting Mother Nature. That was the whole idea! If I made a big tub-O-tuna, I was sure we would have a Snow Day.
Be careful what you wish for, or you might have to eat tuna salad for four straight days all by yourself.
© 2010 Nancy L. Ruder