The trouble with tuna

Yes, the tuna salad was filling the ductwork here on the Enterprise. Captain Kirk didn't know what to do.

Tuna salad isn't as soft and fluffy as a tribble, and it doesn't make annoying chirps. I was making really excellent tuna salad with pecan bits, chopped celery, green grapes, and green olives, while going easy on the mayo for the staff dieters.

I knew when I whipped up the tuna salad I was tempting Mother Nature. That was the whole idea! If I made a big tub-O-tuna, I was sure we would have a Snow Day.

Be careful what you wish for, or you might have to eat tuna salad for four straight days all by yourself.

© 2010 Nancy L. Ruder

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