Just returned from meeting my grandbaby in Oregon, so I'm aswirl in baby fabulousity and grandparent love. Earth's axis has shifted. Most of the things I can't remember just aren't that important at the moment.
Still, it might be good to know my tag number. Doctor Three, Doctor Three, Doctor Three .... paging DR3. Mnemonic device needed STAT. ("Stat" in medical parlance is actually not an acronym; it's short for statim, the Latin word for immediately.)
"Mnemonic" trips me up and makes me seem really clueless because I always say it wrong. The m is silent. ( Everybody is silent if and when the grandbaby goes to sleep!)
Turns out Henry F. Phillips started the Phillips Screw Company in Portland, Oregon, and I have three Phillips screwdrivers too small for this job. My shoulder still hurts from lifting my carry-on into the overhead bin at PDX. It doesn't want to torque:
Torque is a measure of how much a force acting on an object causes that object to rotate. The object rotates about an axis, which we will call the pivot point, and will label 'O'. We will call the force 'F'.
We will call the grandbaby "O". We may call the whole screw project "F" if I can't get Wild Bill off the phone and the license plates onto the car! DR3 give me the news. I've got a bad case of Phillips screwdrivers!
Dr. J wrote out prescriptions at my appointment, and I went straight to my WalMart pharmacy to get them filled. I was down to my last blood pressure pill. Standing in the line at the Drop-Off window, I was fascinated by the pharmacy tech's nametag. It was on backwards, and showed a grid of emergency situations and store code words:
- Lose your child at WalMart? Code Adam.
- Fire? Code Red..
- Bomb in the store? Code Blue.
- Chemical spill? Code Orange.
- Accident? White.
- Hostage situation? Code Green.
- Tornado about to blow the roof down? Code Black.
- Terrorist or shooting? I forget because I drifted into a scary daydream. That would be the pits to be waiting for a Zoloft refill when terrorists take over the WalMart!
As a preschool teacher I suspect Code Yellow would mean somebody peed in their pants while driving around on a motorized shopping cart in the Twinkie aisle.
Remembering to say the tags are successfully attached to the vehicle. The Grancy is totally bonded to the grandbaby. Holding said infant reduces blood pressure significantly and causes euphoria. Wild Bill and his little dog are good for right now. Can't lift the toolbox back up on the shelf...
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