Twas a hellish last day of the semester with flagrant nose goobies and a pair of preverts in the potty. Thunder and lightning prevented lightening our teacher moods with an outdoor recess. We all needed an energetic Strauss polka moment, but twern't to be.
I'm set to teach about pairs and matching. Have photos of pairs of socks, pairs of mittens, pairs of peppers, pairs of bears and even pineapples. My students surprised me by being one step ahead. They gave me a pair of polar bear slippers, and let me tell you my tired teacher feet are happy! I might wear them the entire break, even at the public library and in Portland.
Our pair of preschool potty preverts were playing a version of show and tell. It's not likely to be a reliable predictor of future deviant behavior any more than a preschool art class incident of over-extended glue stick twisting.
Col. Bat Guano:
Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: Colonel! Colonel, I must know what you think has been going on here!
Colonel "Bat" Guano: You wanna know what I think?
Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: Yes!
Colonel "Bat" Guano: I think you're some kind of deviated prevert. I think General Ripper found out about your preversion, and that you were organizing some kind of mutiny of preverts. Now MOVE!
© 2011 Nancy L. Ruder