Soup by committee
After a lengthy discussion it was decided that both the Pilgrims and Indians would have multi-grain mini Club crackers to go with their soup and apple slices. Those Pilgrims had it easy. Kellogg's has ninety-seven kinds of crackers from which to choose.
Sometime after my eye muscle twitch became visible, the group decided to go with cheddar cheese cubes from Sam's Club instead of string cheese aka cheese sticks. I would be thankful if I never opened another cheese stick for a preschooler to consume in disgusting dangling ways.
Baa bah humbug, have you any soup? Yes, sir, yes, sir, three crockpots full. Pease porridge hot, pease porridge cold, pease porridge in the pot nine days old.
© 2011 Nancy L. Ruder