Scarlett O'Hara stuck on toilet for two years--Details at ten!
Rhett says he doesn't give a damn.
News that a Kansas woman sat on the john so long that the toilet seat became ingrown fueled much of the conversation in Nebraska this week. Obviously, the woman had flying monkey Oz plumbing issues.
What I want to know is whether the toilet was yellow, pink, or turquoise, since this was a bad case of Fifties trailer park design syndrome. Did the woman have fear of abrasive toilet paper, charminophobia? Also, did Dave Barry suggest there might be snakes in the commode? Was she afraid that popping the seal on the toilet might open an American Standard Pandora's box of real science and evolution? Was she waiting for Elvis to leave the building?
© 2008 Nancy L. Ruder