Undesirable characteristics in adjacent ticket-holders include
- perpetual throat-clearing
- talking during the performance
- bouncing the entire row of seats due to over-caffeinated knee-shaking
- aftershave that causes burning of eyes
The guys in the Meyerson Grand Tier row D, seats 18 and 19 scored in the hundredth percentile this evening. Their mommies must be SO proud.
*Okay, right after the spouse who leaves used dental floss on the floor.