Forget investing in Cisco Systems

Buy stock in citronella candles. Someone has to get rich in every war, and it is going to be war against the mosquitos and gnats in North Texas this summer. Halliburton has probably cornered the market on citronella.

We had eighteen straight days with rain in June setting a new record, but failed to hit the rainfall total record by about an inch. I had to use a machete to hack my way from the laundry room door through the patio vegetation to the storage shed to put away the ice chest. Came back in covered with bites. I can't decide whether to read Lord of the Flies or Heart of Darkness.

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