Two seven-year-old girls were discussing death while they waited for a turn in the restroom. The discussion was brought on by the idea of eating Australian long-necked turtles for supper.
Girl #1: When you die, you get to go to heaven. Then you get to be an angel with wings.
Girl #2: But if you want to be a mummy in a museum, then that's a different story.
Indeed.. ... What do you want to be when you grow up?
I want to be a mummy in a museum.
But, ew, like wouldn't that be icky? The clothes are so old.
Yes, but the jewelry is nice.